To Pee or not to Pee

Obviously with a public service message like "Thank you for your Soft Flushing", i am not inclined to use the guy's loo in college. but if and when you do, a few things to keep in mind:

apply the dave barry rule: if cubicle A and C are occupied, dont use cubicle B. the reason? my Pee refuses to flow easily. it may be psychosomatic or that feminist julia kristeva will happily call it castration anxiety.

please wash your hands. i have a dossier on people (or dare i say pee-pul) who don't wash their hands.

if you look closely enough, there are holes in the grill door between the guys and the gal's loo. be a sport: explore!

and authorities...please put some soap for those of (ahem) us attacked by the good ol' runs.

that is all.

may your 42 take you places.

till more randomized blah!